Words of Wisdom from Danielle and Sharon

Words of Wisdom from Sharon’s big sister
April 3, 2008, 2:15 pm
Filed under: Snow, Thanet | Tags: , ,

Sharon got a text from her sister on 23 March this year (when it was snowing) and we have decided to share the words of wisdom in it with the world. We hope that our readers can all benefit from Stephanie’s intellect and learning:

It’s proper snowing down here on Planet Thanet. Big fat flakes of the Christmas Card variety. The inbreds are scratching their heads and laying Head and Shoulders down to deal with this curious outbreak of dandruff. Others are making sacrifices to their God, Reebok. It would be a dangerous time for virgins if there were any available but they have already been “taken” by the followers of Strongbow.


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That sounds like Thanet to me.

Comment by Matt B

It sounds like a lot of places to me, all over the country. Pilling in Lancashire springs to mind.

Comment by Jester

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