Recently, Sharon was amusing herself by Googling the heroes of her blogs and found out that some pricks (or jerks if you do not hail from the mother-country) have plagiarised some of her hard work. In an attempt at originality, the plagiarists (yes, there is more than one), had changed some of the words, thus rendering blogs that were already pretty damn silly non-sensical.
This is incomprehensible to both Danielle and Sharon. These blogs are not serious works. They are jokes. Bloody silly jokes at that so why would anybody actually want to steal them? Maybe our style of writing is better than we thought. Maybe our ideas actually do have some worth. We don’t know; we were only having a bit of fun.
We’re not impressed. Plagiarism is the lazy bastards’ option. It is the option for people who have never had an original thought in their head and have no idea how to write. At first, we were incredulous; now we’re just pissed off.
So here’s something for you to plagiarise:
Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Unfortunately, before he could be kissed by a beautiful princess, a kid with a bicycle pump got hold of him and pumped him up until he burst.